Tuesday, July 29, 2008

You Might Be a Redneck.....Part 3

These are just a few that I thought of that really were a part of the Heath Family Reunion 2008.

You might be a redneck, if at your family reunion:

  • You have a fire pit at night to make s'mores
  • There is a port-a-john to avoid the septic tank from backing up
  • Your cousins show up with their 3rd, 4th or 5th wife
  • Your family reproduces like rabbits (57 cousins to date and still counting)
  • Sleeping in a tent is chosen over sleeping in a Marriott Courtyard
  • Your uncle calls your modern hair-do a skunk look-a-like
  • There's a dog fight...with dogs, not people
  • You play corn hole, horse shoes and spoons for entertainment
  • Your proud to be a Heath and wouldn't trade your family for any other
I had a BLAST at the family reunion and am already signed up for going back next summer. If anyone wants to make the trip with me, let me know!


Super Rog said...

Are you sure you're a Heath and not in my family?

The Brace Family said...

love it! soo good!

The Tylers said...

Dude...that is awesome! Sound like my kind of people!