You Might Be a Redneck.....Part 3

These are just a few that I thought of that really were a part of the Heath Family Reunion 2008.

You might be a redneck, if at your family reunion:

• You have a fire pit at night to make s'mores
• There is a port-a-john to avoid the septic tank from backing up
• Your cousins show up with their 3rd, 4th or 5th wife
• Your family reproduces like rabbits (57 cousins to date and still counting)
  
• Sleeping in a tent is chosen over sleeping in a Marriott Courtyard
• Your uncle calls your modern hair-do a skunk look-a-like
  
• There's a dog fight...with dogs, not people
• You play corn hole, horse shoes and spoons for entertainment
• Your proud to be a Heath and wouldn't trade your family for any other

I had a BLAST at the family reunion and am already signed up for going back next summer. If anyone wants to make the trip with me, let me know!